Mom: What did you learn in school today?
Me: Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.
cantankerouscrab: hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around....
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
coopercomeback: brbjellyfishing: What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister we really need to sleep more on this site
tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
napoleonbonerhard: so you like bad girls huh well then you’ll love me because i’m bad at everything
Never allow loneliness to drive you into the arms of somone you know you don’t...– Unknown (via nonelikejesus)
sorryforpartybarackin: im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one